This is a playful and irreverent take on the classic lead-up to Christmas song and story. Instead of drummers and pear trees, there are trips to the grocery store, comical grandparents, zombies, a befuddled Santa, and lots of other colorful details, all told with a Scots flourish. Not for young children exactly, but plenty of fun for the more mature members of the family.
This non-food item is lightweight and can be sent at a lower cost. If you are ordering non-perishable products shipped within the 48 continental United States - you pay a flat rate of $17 for ground shipping up to $150 of merchandise. Delivery will be from 5 to 10 days from the time you place your order. Delivery will be by UPS Ground Delivery or UPS Sure Post depending on the weight and ship-to location. Lightweight orders (under 3 lbs) are eligible for lower Sure Post rates. If your order is eligible you will be charged the lightweight rate of $10 (from 1 to 3 lbs.)
Shipments to Alaska & Hawaii are sent by Priority Mail in flat rate boxes and will be charged at the actual USPS rate for smallest possible box or boxes for your order.
